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Achoh Oryne Odilo site : divineproductions.c.la | le 18/06/2009 à 10:34:26
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, t
odilo1 site : divineproductions.c.la | le 07/05/2009 à 14:30:38
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
Achoh le 02/05/2009 à 17:12:36
Doctor's visit
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
Embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients. I know most
of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out,
waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! J………
Achoh le 28/04/2009 à 11:06:18
there were three men who were seriously mad,the doctors decided to examine which of them was the craziest.the doctor drew a door on the wall of the room where the three were kept in the hospital.he started asking them questions one by one,
doctor:i want you to get out of the room through this door,the question is how will you open this door?
man 1:i will simply go straight to the door and open.
man 2:i will break the door and get out.
man 3:he just kept quiet
doctor:in an amazement why are you keeping quiet(he thought maybe this man was not mad)
man 3:i am suprised why these men are struggling,because the key is right here with me.
roland leteno le 04/03/2009 à 11:16:50
mister exclamation mark(!) is walking along the street with his son .They meet mister question mark (?)and greet him; after they separated, mister exclamation mark tells his son: hey young man I advice you to always stand straight or else you will one day end your life bending like this poor Mr question mark!
Achoh Oryne Odilo le 26/12/2008 à 17:45:55
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."
Achoh Oryne Odilo le 26/12/2008 à 17:42:08
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The
doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was
an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?
The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit
suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a
minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin
it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a
minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to
ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a
minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So
then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is
going to be loud!"
ACHOH ORYNE ODILO le 12/12/2008 à 11:13:42
I went to the hotel oneday to look for a friend. I had never been to such a tall building before. The guy took me right up to the last floor and entertained me. As i left to come me back dressed in my suit, i confused and could imagine the way we came. The Virgils asked to help me but with the shame i said i knew my way out. I know saw one woman enter through a door and i followed her till the last point. could u imagine the last door she opened and i followed her, as i was entering it was a toilet and i slide fell on her shoes sending ma head into the toilet. Oh my god i drank some of the water.
AMABO ATEH site : www.divineproductions.c.la | le 21/10/2008 à 10:09:29
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
He came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie it's true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too.
Tambe Vera Ojong le 12/09/2008 à 13:51:01
when ever I wore my mini skirt, my friend Njeke will be running after me to laugh that I am naked. One day, she left the house with a flying skirt in the dry season and was moving towards the motor park. On arrival at the motor park some wind blowed passed and carried some pepper from a lady who was selling acra and dashed into her eyes. Njeke forgot she was having an hankerchief and instead lifted up her short flying skirt up to clean her eyes in infront of a thousand men and women. She was not even wearing a pant. Oh! my friend oh! she fed the eyes of many o -oh
Achoh Oryne Odilo site : www.divineproductions.c.la | le 09/09/2008 à 16:12:25
OH NO! YOU ARE MY BEST SON
One day i got up from my bed early in the morning. My mother started barking on me. "this boy, how i wish i had a good son. Look at how your brothers are all working and your friends. All you know and do is to go around playing football. look, i have disowned you today. pack your things and leave my house. I don't need your money nor anything of yours". I told her.
"Mama, I thank you very much for disowning me. i now know that you were not my mother. now that I have known this, the money given to me to play in the Cameroon national team with Eto'o Fils and others i will look for a woman and eat with as my mother and every day they will show her on the national television"
As I was about to finish my goodbye, my mother jumped and embraced me shooting " Oh no! you are my best son". she never knew it was a lie
by Achoh Oryne Odilo
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Achoh Oryne Odilo site : divineproductions.c.la | le 18/06/2009 à 10:34:26A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, t
odilo1 site : divineproductions.c.la | le 07/05/2009 à 14:30:38
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
Achoh le 02/05/2009 à 17:12:36
Doctor's visit
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
Embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients. I know most
of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out,
waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! J………
Achoh le 28/04/2009 à 11:06:18
there were three men who were seriously mad,the doctors decided to examine which of them was the craziest.the doctor drew a door on the wall of the room where the three were kept in the hospital.he started asking them questions one by one,
doctor:i want you to get out of the room through this door,the question is how will you open this door?
man 1:i will simply go straight to the door and open.
man 2:i will break the door and get out.
man 3:he just kept quiet
doctor:in an amazement why are you keeping quiet(he thought maybe this man was not mad)
man 3:i am suprised why these men are struggling,because the key is right here with me.
roland leteno le 04/03/2009 à 11:16:50
mister exclamation mark(!) is walking along the street with his son .They meet mister question mark (?)and greet him; after they separated, mister exclamation mark tells his son: hey young man I advice you to always stand straight or else you will one day end your life bending like this poor Mr question mark!
Achoh Oryne Odilo le 26/12/2008 à 17:45:55
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."
Achoh Oryne Odilo le 26/12/2008 à 17:42:08
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The
doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was
an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?
The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit
suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a
minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin
it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a
minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to
ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a
minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So
then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is
going to be loud!"
ACHOH ORYNE ODILO le 12/12/2008 à 11:13:42
I went to the hotel oneday to look for a friend. I had never been to such a tall building before. The guy took me right up to the last floor and entertained me. As i left to come me back dressed in my suit, i confused and could imagine the way we came. The Virgils asked to help me but with the shame i said i knew my way out. I know saw one woman enter through a door and i followed her till the last point. could u imagine the last door she opened and i followed her, as i was entering it was a toilet and i slide fell on her shoes sending ma head into the toilet. Oh my god i drank some of the water.
AMABO ATEH site : www.divineproductions.c.la | le 21/10/2008 à 10:09:29
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
He came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie it's true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too.
Tambe Vera Ojong le 12/09/2008 à 13:51:01
when ever I wore my mini skirt, my friend Njeke will be running after me to laugh that I am naked. One day, she left the house with a flying skirt in the dry season and was moving towards the motor park. On arrival at the motor park some wind blowed passed and carried some pepper from a lady who was selling acra and dashed into her eyes. Njeke forgot she was having an hankerchief and instead lifted up her short flying skirt up to clean her eyes in infront of a thousand men and women. She was not even wearing a pant. Oh! my friend oh! she fed the eyes of many o -oh
Achoh Oryne Odilo site : www.divineproductions.c.la | le 09/09/2008 à 16:12:25
OH NO! YOU ARE MY BEST SON
One day i got up from my bed early in the morning. My mother started barking on me. "this boy, how i wish i had a good son. Look at how your brothers are all working and your friends. All you know and do is to go around playing football. look, i have disowned you today. pack your things and leave my house. I don't need your money nor anything of yours". I told her.
"Mama, I thank you very much for disowning me. i now know that you were not my mother. now that I have known this, the money given to me to play in the Cameroon national team with Eto'o Fils and others i will look for a woman and eat with as my mother and every day they will show her on the national television"
As I was about to finish my goodbye, my mother jumped and embraced me shooting " Oh no! you are my best son". she never knew it was a lie
by Achoh Oryne Odilo